Choice Mindsets

While Kyle loves to participate in sports, watching and talking about sports is just not a pastime of his unlike a couple dozen of us at Choice One. Even without live sports and only replays of random events like the European Tram Driving Championships to watch on ESPN, many of our conversations at Choice One still revolve around sports (or the lack thereof), and Kyle recently told us his true feelings about sports talk.

We have initiated a few new pastimes here at Choice One that have filled the gap of typical sports chatter in recent days. We’ve been comparing masks and working out whose face covering is cooler (those with Cleveland Browns masks think they have some kind of leg up here, but we all know who has the best mask). Thanks to our Fast Food Bracket Challenge, we figured out that Raising Cane’s and Chick-Fil-A are our favorite restaurants (even though they don’t rely heavily on cheese). And most recently we’ve been making bets on whether or not Brian Goubeaux will remember to unmute himself on Zoom before he launches into a detailed description of his day in our regular morning meetings.

Kyle, we hope you find at least a little more enjoyment in the mask-comparison dialog or fast food chicken debate than in our endless sports talk. Because even though you told us that you “miss the sports fans sporting the sports and talking the sports” we’re preeeeetty sure you’re being sarcastic. We’ll be sure to get some Skyline Chili talk in when we’re all together again to make you less annoyed and feel more appreciated. Until then feel free to mute everyone (except Brian Goubeaux) when the sports talk takes over the conversation.

We can all agree that Jeff Puthoff looks great in his new Choice One mask (fashioned from an old shirt). We’ll keep to ourselves as to whether it’s more that it’s branded Choice One or because it hides half his face. However, based on his many statements about missing his shirt pockets, it is a little surprising that he didn’t have one sewn on.

Let’s speculate what Jeff might keep in a pocket on his mask if it had one. Perhaps a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer? A few folded squares of toilet paper? A quarter to call home if he’s stranded on the roadside (ok, that one just shows some of our ages…)? [any other suggestions reviewers—I tried to make it quarantine stuff?]

Although it doesn’t have a pocket, it’s worth mentioning that Jeff’s mask reverses to John Deere fabric. As springtime approaches, he’ll be able to switch between his two favorite working roles in the blink of an eye, just like Clark Kent and Superman. Although let’s be real, Jeff is probably a little more Clark Kent than Superman

*All joking aside, as we look towards a lifted stay-at-home order, we want to let all of our clients and friends know that we take COVID-19 very seriously. We are following the published guidelines on in-person work and in-person meetings both inside and outside of Choice One. We are always happy to meet you in person, online, on the phone, or however you feel most comfortable, now or anytime in the future.