…Brian Goubeaux: “Jeff, if MSA is the official architect of the Cincinnati Reds and they take Opening Day off, can we be the official civil engineers of the Cincinnati Reds and get Opening Day off too?”
Jeff Puthoff: “Goub, baseball
Greg Albers: “Why is everyone on a diet? Francis, are you on a diet?”
Ryan Francis: “This Francis ain’t on no diet.”
Based on recent temperatures and random overnight snowfalls, Spring has yet to reach the area. Subsequently, Ryan Francis …
“We are on a strict diet of corn husks only.”
– Dane Nagel, Village of Versailles
…and judging by the Municipal Cup Cornhole Championship Versailles won in 2011, a “corn husk only” diet is an effective way to prepare for …
“Can you send more nutritious snacks down for Bosses’ Day next time? Because I just sat down in my chair and my button popped off my pants. Good thing Matt had a safety pin.”
– Brian Schmidt
Sometimes dessert is …
“Did you just quote Naughty By Nature?”
– Jeff Puthoff
Being that they are an early 1990s rap group, and being that Jeff Puthoff isn’t much of a hip-hop kind of guy, you might be surprised to find out that …
“Megan doesn’t care about fashion, she cares about function.”
– Jeff Puthoff
Yes, those are plastic shopping bags on Megan’s feet. And yes, she put those on her feet voluntarily (to keep her feet dry in the rain). And yes, …
