“Joey Votto will not be worth that much money.”
– Tony Schroeder
Tony has a knack for making extreme claims about immaterial subjects that are entirely against public consensus, are unfounded on substantial facts or common sense, and typically end …
“Tyler, can you change your name to ‘Newton’ for the summer? That way we can have ‘Olivia Newton-John’ all working next to each other in one office.”
– Andy Shuman
Calling Tyler “Newton” wouldn’t be much of a stretch (and …
“Sometimes you walk into the craziest conversations here. You just look ahead and keep walking.”
– Nick Sanders
Between Megan recently being nine months pregnant* and not afraid to share (Wes has a habit of accidentally wandering into these conversations), …
“So Kaye, how do we enter answering all of these phones calls on our timesheet?”
– Megan Bornhorst
Much to the delight of her coworkers, Kaye embarrassed herself by mistakenly emailing a $250 sponsorship invoice to 660 members and contacts …
…“Choice One has probably considered a subsurface exploration study. But the bookstore on the south side of 571 between First and Second Streets is supposed to be haunted. So Choice One should add a Line Item for Ghostbusters. Lump Sum.”
…Brittany: “I hate praying mantis.”
Mitch: “Is it ‘praying’ mantis or ‘prang’ mantis?”
Brittany: “I think it is ‘praying’ mantis because it looks like they are praying.”
Mitch: “Oh. Probably. I just always say it really fast so people don’t
