Matt Hoying:
“You’re planning on flying the whole company over to Spain for Christmas, right Ryan?”
Believe it or not, the routinely clumsy, ungraceful folks at Choice One have a legit professional athlete in our midst. Recent Ohio Northern
Chris Fluegeman:
“I studied detention a lot in school. I was detained after school and released slowly.”
In the engineering world, we often talk about the detention and retention of storm water (typically in manmade basins), and it’s easy to
Wes Goubeaux:
“Destroyed with water leak.”
Remember when Megan gave us all hugs for Christmas in 2013? Well, Wes’s coupon was ruined in a recent water leak. A HUGE disappointment for Wes, we’re sure.
Thankfully, other than the coupon, there
Michael Kunzi:
“I opened the photo. I comprehended the photo. And I was still fooled. Am I that dumb?”
New employee Michael* Kunzi, or just “Kunzi” as we call him, was tricked into helping move a box that Megan was
Kecia Flaute:
“If you give a Green Shirt a box…”
If you’re not familiar with it, Kecia is rephrasing a well-known children’s book titled If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. And in this day and age of next-day
Mitch Thobe:
“We need to stop hiring basketball players. I already look short.”
We’re not totally heartless: we acknowledge that we shouldn’t pick on Mitch, Thomas, and Ryan for their common inability to control their height. Just like long-goofy limbs