Bruce Metz (Jackson Center Village Administrator):
“Do you know what I’m pointing to?”
No, Bruce is not pointing to his warm, friendly heart or his stylish (albeit green-less) shirt. He is pointing to his Jeff-Puthoff-style pen placement, because he
Kyle Siegrist:
“To be clear… I can grow a mustache, it is just very blonde and thin.”
Do you feel the need? The need for …a thin blonde mustache?
If that statement makes no sense to you, it’s probably …
Matt: “The City asked us about doing a water model for them.”
Jake: “I do modeling. Just not water modeling–that’s up to Brian Schmidt.”
Josh Craig:
“This is how we know it’s winter in Loveland.”
If you haven’t heard, it’s cold outside. Just ask the perpetually-freezing Mike Goettemoeller, who wears a fleece jacket even in July.
There’s a few other ways we know its …
Various:
“I don’t know the guy who’s playing Cousin Eddie, but he’s dead on.”
Put engineer Nick Selhorst in a bathrobe, and we have a Christmas sensation!
After sending out our 2017 Christmas card (you can check out the …
