Choice Mindsets

02 May The Cheesiest

Greg: “You have a random bag of Doritos in your car right now?”
Megan: “There’s no such thing as a random bag of Doritos.”

We take our snacks seriously here, if you haven’t noticed. But as our resident Eagle Scout …

18 Apr Hanging Out

“Casey, I would consider sitting in a different area. At least until we know this thing will stay up there.”
– Jeff Puthoff

04 Apr Purse Strings

“Tony, thanks for the new briefcase. I just found a half- eaten piece of toast in my current one.”
– Caray Schmiesing

Some might call it strange, but we call it practical: our controller Caray often works from home, …

21 Mar I’d Like to Buy a Vowel

“Spelling Dan’s last name is like spelling ‘Mississippi:’ P-RR-E-RR-I-RR-A.”
– Kaye Borchers

So someone may have accidentally slipped an extra ‘R’ into Dan Perreira’s name on some shirts we had made. We won’t mention any names, but it starts with …

07 Mar Flowers? For Me?

“I told her not to this year.”
– Jeff Kunk

21 Feb Hey, Uh, You!

“You guys apparently only hire people with certain names: Nick, Jeff, Dan, Ryan, Brian, Allan, and Michael.”

– Douglass Degen, Drainage Engineer, Allen County Engineering

Indeed, Mr. Degen, indeed.

Of our 30 employees, 46% of them have the same name …