06 Sep I’m Thinkin’ Arby’s
“The Sidney office has buns from Arby’s. Is it fair to assume that the Sidney office had Arby’s sandwiches? If so, Schmidty at the Loveland office is jealous.”
– Brian Schmidt (via email)
Hmmm, based on a recent pile of …
Choice Mindsets
Choice Mindsets23 Aug Breakin’ the Law
“I have very strict photo taking rules. No outfit changes, it can only last one hour, and it has to involve farm equipment.”
– Jeff Puthoff
Well, hope none of you wanted to grab a photo with Jeff for posterity.…
09 Aug I Want These Doughnuts…
“I don’t want to break my streak now.”
– Jeff Kunk
If we go waaaaay back into Choice One lore, there’s a mystical legend that Jeff Kunk has never bought doughnuts for the entire company. See, there’s a rule …
26 Jul Just Felt Like Running
Wes Goubeaux: “When’s the last time anyone’s seen Greg run?”
Jeff Kunk: “When he broke his leg.”
Kaye Borchers: “Gym class.”
Not everyone enjoys running. Jeff Puthoff has been known to call running “boring,” much like baseball. Based on …
12 Jul Votto-Matic
“Joey Votto will not be worth that much money.”
– Tony Schroeder
Tony has a knack for making extreme claims about immaterial subjects that are entirely against public consensus, are unfounded on substantial facts or common sense, and typically end …
28 Jun Gravity
“Tyler, can you change your name to ‘Newton’ for the summer? That way we can have ‘Olivia Newton-John’ all working next to each other in one office.”
– Andy Shuman
Calling Tyler “Newton” wouldn’t be much of a stretch (and …