Greg Albers: “Why is everyone on a diet? Francis, are you on a diet?”
Ryan Francis: “This Francis ain’t on no diet.”
Based on recent temperatures and random overnight snowfalls, Spring has yet to reach the area. Subsequently, Ryan Francis …
“We are on a strict diet of corn husks only.”
– Dane Nagel, Village of Versailles
…and judging by the Municipal Cup Cornhole Championship Versailles won in 2011, a “corn husk only” diet is an effective way to prepare for …
“Can you send more nutritious snacks down for Bosses’ Day next time? Because I just sat down in my chair and my button popped off my pants. Good thing Matt had a safety pin.”
– Brian Schmidt
Sometimes dessert is …
“Did you just quote Naughty By Nature?”
– Jeff Puthoff
Being that they are an early 1990s rap group, and being that Jeff Puthoff isn’t much of a hip-hop kind of guy, you might be surprised to find out that …
“Megan doesn’t care about fashion, she cares about function.”
– Jeff Puthoff
Yes, those are plastic shopping bags on Megan’s feet. And yes, she put those on her feet voluntarily (to keep her feet dry in the rain). And yes, …
…Tony: “A ‘blip’? Are you sure it’s not a ‘blimp’? You know, like the Goodyear Blimp.”
Kaye: “It’s definitely not a ‘blimp.’ What if it was the Hindenburg and came crashing down?”
Tony: “Well, that’s why you want to watch
