Choice Mindsets

“You can’t tell he’s bald in this picture though.”
– Jeff Puthoff

Kaye:  “Andy, can you give me a report on snow and road conditions? I am driving to Dayton later.”

Andy:  “Yes. Hopefully my report’s not from the ditch. Because that means the roads are bad.”

“What’s the video camera for, Barney? Recording how awesome you are?”

– Brittany Clinehens

“Can I get a gift receipt for this, Megan? I’d like to return it.”

– Wes Goubeaux

“Looks like I’m faster than electricity.”

– Mitch Thobe

“When I played basketball in high school, we didn’t even have a three-point line.”

– Caray Schmiesing