02 May The Cheesiest
Greg: “You have a random bag of Doritos in your car right now?”
Megan: “There’s no such thing as a random bag of Doritos.”
We take our snacks seriously here, if you haven’t noticed. But as our resident Eagle Scout …
Choice Mindsets
Choice Mindsets18 Apr Hanging Out
“Casey, I would consider sitting in a different area. At least until we know this thing will stay up there.”
– Jeff Puthoff
This is one of those “how many engineers does it take to screw in a light
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04 Apr Purse Strings
“Tony, thanks for the new briefcase. I just found a half- eaten piece of toast in my current one.”
– Caray Schmiesing
Some might call it strange, but we call it practical: our controller Caray often works from home, …
21 Mar I’d Like to Buy a Vowel
“Spelling Dan’s last name is like spelling ‘Mississippi:’ P-RR-E-RR-I-RR-A.”
– Kaye Borchers
So someone may have accidentally slipped an extra ‘R’ into Dan Perreira’s name on some shirts we had made. We won’t mention any names, but it starts with …
07 Mar Flowers? For Me?
“I told her not to this year.”
– Jeff Kunk
Did you get flowers for your last birthday? Neither did Jeff Kunk. He got flowers for this last TWO birthdays.
Jeff may sound lucky, but as evidenced by
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21 Feb Hey, Uh, You!
“You guys apparently only hire people with certain names: Nick, Jeff, Dan, Ryan, Brian, Allan, and Michael.”
– Douglass Degen, Drainage Engineer, Allen County Engineering
Indeed, Mr. Degen, indeed.
Of our 30 employees, 46% of them have the same name …
