…Brittany: “I hate praying mantis.”
Mitch: “Is it ‘praying’ mantis or ‘prang’ mantis?”
Brittany: “I think it is ‘praying’ mantis because it looks like they are praying.”
Mitch: “Oh. Probably. I just always say it really fast so people don’t
“I think I’m going to put a reminder on my phone that says ‘Go to work,’ and just hit ‘Dismiss’ when it pops up.”
– Greg Albers
For some reason, Brian Schmidt ends up in the doghouse almost every week, …
…Brian Goubeaux: “Jeff, if MSA is the official architect of the Cincinnati Reds and they take Opening Day off, can we be the official civil engineers of the Cincinnati Reds and get Opening Day off too?”
Jeff Puthoff: “Goub, baseball
Greg Albers: “Why is everyone on a diet? Francis, are you on a diet?”
Ryan Francis: “This Francis ain’t on no diet.”
Based on recent temperatures and random overnight snowfalls, Spring has yet to reach the area. Subsequently, Ryan Francis …
“We are on a strict diet of corn husks only.”
– Dane Nagel, Village of Versailles
…and judging by the Municipal Cup Cornhole Championship Versailles won in 2011, a “corn husk only” diet is an effective way to prepare for …
“Can you send more nutritious snacks down for Bosses’ Day next time? Because I just sat down in my chair and my button popped off my pants. Good thing Matt had a safety pin.”
– Brian Schmidt
Sometimes dessert is …
