“The real question is, ‘sometimes $#!% happens, but why does it always happen to Ryan Francis?'”
-Tony Schroeder
“What happened to the Canteen?! It’s like a grocery store before a blizzard.”-Greg Albers
…You know how it is: the weatherperson reports that a “blizzard” (read: two to four inches of snow) is coming, and everyone rushes out for
“It’s the easy connection that’s leaking!”
– Tony Schroeder
“Guess I’ll have to get over my fear of heights.”
-Mary Borchers
“What did we do for entertainment before we hired Brittany?”
– Holly Fannon
“Diaper Genies and wipe warmers…it’s a whole new world!-Nick Sanders
