Choice Mindsets

02 Feb Talk To Me, Goose

Kyle Siegrist:
“To be clear… I can grow a mustache, it is just very blonde and thin.”

Do you feel the need? The need for …a thin blonde mustache?

If that statement makes no sense to you, it’s probably because you haven’t seen the 2018 Sidney Choice One Charity Cup Invite. If you can’t tell from the invitation, this year’s theme is all the US Navy F-14s, volleyball on the beach, mirrored aviator fun from the 1986 movie Top Gun you can handle. Designer Kyle Siegrist is our resident “Goose” on the invite. Just without the mustache part…

Kyle, maybe your lack of a Goose-style mustache is due to the fact that you weren’t yet born in the height of the Top Gun era. But it’s ok, you were born in a MUCH better year: 1994. You know, the year Choice One Engineering was founded. Good things clearly come from the year 1994, so we know that despite his lack of facial hair in the upper lip-ular area, Kyle is still one of “the best of the best,” like the pilots from Top Gun.

So if you’re not busy on March 28, and don’t mind getting the song “Danger Zone” stuck in your head, come out to the Sidney Charity Cup. We can’t promise our version of Goose will have a mustache, but we’re pretty sure we can promise good food, good competition, a good cause, and a lot of Top Fun!

19 Jan Blue Steel

Matt: “The City asked us about doing a water model for them.”
Jake: “I do modeling. Just not water modeling–that’s up to Brian Schmidt.”

05 Jan Winter’s Coming

Josh Craig:
“This is how we know it’s winter in Loveland.”

If you haven’t heard, it’s cold outside. Just ask the perpetually-freezing Mike Goettemoeller, who wears a fleece jacket even in July.

There’s a few other ways we know its winter around Choice One other than Mike G.’s zipper-to-the-nose attire. Those sitting close to exterior doors hear the constant “Riverdance” of Choice Oners knocking snow off their shoes. Our breakroom refrigerator is far more full because no one wants to go out for lunch. Craig Frilling lets us all enjoy the tooth-jarring rumble of his 1989 GMC Safari van for 20 minutes as it warms up. And Caray needs her vehicle jump-started twice each day because of the cold. Wait… nope. She just left her lights on again.

Hang in there, Mike G.! Spring is only 74 days away. Plus, if you want to look forward to some (potentially!) warmer weather, save the date for the Sidney Charity Cup, Wednesday, March 28, 2018! Join us at Shelby Oaks Golf Course to support the Miami Valley Down Syndrome Association and be “transported” to the Top Gun Naval Air Station Miramar in San Diego, California-where today’s forecast is sunny and 69°.

22 Dec Christmas Vacation

Various:
“I don’t know the guy who’s playing Cousin Eddie, but he’s dead on.”

Put engineer Nick Selhorst in a bathrobe, and we have a Christmas sensation!

After sending out our 2017 Christmas card (you can check out the full version here), we’ve received many delightful comments regarding Nick’s (frighteningly) accurate portrayal of Cousin Eddie from the 1989 holiday movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

For those who are familiar with the movie, you might notice that Choice One has a lot in common with Cousin Eddie. We deal with sewers on a daily basis. Several of us own some version of an RV. Many of us are a little clumsy. And we all do our best to have a positive attitude even when we’re stuck with the Jelly of the Month Club.

Indeed, I think we’re ok having something in common with Eddie (especially Nick!). In the end we don’t mind being the goofy cousin who enriches your holiday season with our willingness to be a little… unique. So in the spirit of Clark W. Griswold, “Merry Christmas to all and to aaalllll a good night!”

08 Dec Face/Off

Michael Seeger:
“Soooo…. which photo has the faces swapped and which is the original?”

Ever dreamed of being an engineer at Choice One? (Wait, that’s not on your bucket list?) Well, our friend Josh Turton, with Redi-Rock, clearly feels that even just looking like a Choice One engineer is a worthy venture. We’re not sure how long ago he started growing his beard, but as you can see, Josh (in purple), has nearly achieved twindom with Choice One’s Mike Goettemoeller. Josh has honed his looks so closely to Mike G.’s that when we digitally swapped their faces during the Loveland Charity Cup event, Michael Seeger couldn’t tell which was the face-swapped photo. (We’re kind of wondering if Josh and Mike G. can even tell…)

Josh, we appreciate your dedication to looking like a Choice Oner. Here are a few extra tips to help you out:

• Get super nerdy. Calculator holster and pocket protector not optional (if someone hasn’t already gotten rid of pockets, of course).
• Get crazy clumsy—spill coffee, fall down, etc.
• Get ridiculously excited about culverts, sewer systems, dirt moving, and all things traffic engineering. (See also “Get super nerdy.”)
• Wear green (duh).

If you want to see more of Mike G. and Josh hanging around, looking similar, then check out all of the fist-pumping, high-fiving action in the Loveland Charity Cup video(Josh gives high-fives all around at about 52 seconds). And if gents out there want to start growing a beard to make these nearly identical twins a set of triplets, you had better start now: the Sidney Charity Cup event will be held March 28, 2018!

P.S. In case you were wondering, the photo on the right is the photo with Mike’s and Josh’s faces swapped.

24 Nov Green Friday

Mike Goettemoeller:
“Thanksgiving is a compilation of my favorite hobbies: playing cards, eating food, drinking beer, taking naps, and watching football.”

Gobble gobble! Choice One’s offices are closed today, but it’s not due just to a Thanksgiving-induced food coma. We heard there was a Black Friday deal on traffic counters, so we’re all in line trying to keep some of our noisiest (i.e. traffic) engineers here happy.

Still, we didn’t want to miss this opportunity to thank you for a few things:

• Thanks for telling us you like the color green, even if you don’t mean it.
• Thanks for humoring the aforementioned traffic engineers (including Mike G.) when they drone on and on about signal warrants, opening design years, roundabouts, etc., etc.
• Thanks for reading these Mindsets. We appreciate that you’re willing to participate in our bi-weekly attempts to embarrass ourselves.