24 Jan Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Kaye: “Andy, can you give me a report on snow and road conditions? I am driving to Dayton later.”
Andy: “Yes. Hopefully my report’s not from the ditch. Because that means the roads are bad.”
So we probably don’t have to tell you it’s been cold. But just in case: “It’s cold!”
We can’t share most of our feelings on the cold because they contain expletives not fit for a Choice Mindset. However, we do have a few reasons to enjoy the cold and snow:
- The frigid weather is payback to the survey guys for all those sunny, 70-degree days that they get to work outside.
- There’s the potential for someone to get stuck in the parking lot and for a Choice One mob to run across the street to come to his or her rescue, as pictured. (Why did you need so much help getting out, Brittany? Was it because that mob wanted to see you safe and sound or because they wanted to make sure they got rid of you?)
- We get to wear our green Choice One long underwear. (We kid—we don’t have green Choice One long underwear. Yet.)
The problem with the cold is that we can’t control it. We joke here that we make water run up hill and we deliver a project yesterday, but cold is beyond the reach of a civil engineer or surveyor. We’ll just have to rely on a meteorologist for that. HA!
For your peace of mind, Andy did not have to deliver his report from the ditch. He made it back to the office safely and Kaye made it to and from Dayton without incident. Probably because she only wrecks her brand new Choice One car on clear, bright, summer days in the middle of downtown Ada. (She was just letting the Village staff know she was in town…)