Choice Mindsets

Choice Mindsets

Inquiring Mindsets want to know:
“If you were a traffic sign, what would you be?”

Megan Bornhorst, Chronic Hugger
“”This crazy directional sign, as I feel I am going a million different directions with my kids, and I like its inspirational ‘good luck’ message.”
Ryan Lefeld, Potential Cleveland Browns Draft Pick
“As a lefty, I would be the ‘no right turn sign.'”
Brittany Clinehens, Professional Christmas Decorator
“‘Use Crosswalk, Don’t Jaywalk,’ because my third-grade self entered a school safety contest with the same phrase. I thought I was being clever by rhyming ‘walk’ with ‘walk.'”
Tony Schroeder, Coffee Machine Repairman
“‘One Way.’ I am an introverted engineer who likes things a certain way… which I believe, of course, is the right way.”

Craig Eley:

“I bring in an apple a day. Next company meeting quiz I’m going to put it on Tony’s desk to hopefully get an A.”

If Choice One were an elementary school, clearly Craig’s actions would obviously get him voted Teacher’s Pet. Company quiz buttering-up is probably the only reason Craig rides a bicycle like Tony, too. Brown-noser!

 

So what would Choice One Elementary be like? Well, with 30-ish engineers and surveyors around here (not to mention a couple of accountants), it’s no surprise that Math is the favorite subject. Likewise, Spelling, Grammar, English, or anything else relating to the articulation of words would be the least favorite subject.* Art Class would elicit practical straight lines and squares, no curves or circles. Nap time would never be contested. Snack time would never be missed. And recess would consist of endless rounds of Red Light/Green Light.

 

To close, with Craig Eley clearly the Teacher’s Pet, we know you’re all wondering “who is the Teacher’s Pest?” Based on his tendency to have incorrect opinionsconcerning important extracurricular activities such as WhirlyBall, it would likely be Matt Hoying. And Class Clown? Jeff Puthoff, big shoes and all.

 

*Unless you’re Kaye, for whom Spelling, Grammar, and English are all amazing.

Kecia Flaute:
“Did you see Mitch opening up that box of traffic counter tube road tape? He’s the traffic engineer equivalent of a kid at Christmas.”

In case you weren’t paying attention to the date, Brittany and Megan (above) would like to remind you that it’s essentially six months to Christmas. (Don’t tell our resident Grinch, Jeff Puthoff.) And Christmas often means the newest, latest gadget to open on Christmas morning, much like Mitch and his treasured tape.

New gadgets that excite us at Choice One are often atypical to the digital doo-dads popular each holiday season. For instance, Matt Hoying fondly remembers that special day, many years ago, when we received our first traffic counter and tubes, and he officially became M. John, Traffic Superhero. Many of us have gathered around a computer screen, marveling at the latest edition of SimTraffic and Synchro traffic engineering software, watching the little animated cars go around and around an animated street (or to watch when the bathroom is available). And who could forget when we got our new coffee machine and all of the “joy” it brought Tony back in early 2012?

So what’s on the Choice One wish list this Christmas in July? Grain farmers Andy Shuman and Jeff Puthoff are probably dreaming of rain. Brian Schmidt is likely imagining Arby’s. Or Pop-Tarts. Or just food in general. And co-op Collin Schroeder is hoping that Mitch’s prized mastic road tape is just a LITTLE easier to scrape off those twelve, 30-foot traffic counter tubes next time.

Inquiring Mindsets* want to know:
“What is your favorite Choice One Canteen snack?”


 Nick Selhorst, Coffee Sampler
“Starburst, but only the red and pink ones. I secretly feed the yellow and orange ones to Schmidty.”

 Jeff Kunk, Doughnut Non-Buyer
“I only eat food from the Canteen when it’s expired and Barney puts it out for free.”

 Brian “Barney” Barhorst, Sidney Canteen Manager
“I don’t buy my own product because it would eat into my profits.”

Brian “Schmidty” Schmidt, Loveland Canteen Manager
“Pop-Tarts, which are both sweet and healthy. But only when yellow and orange Starbursts stop magically appearing on my desk.”

 

Tony Schroeder:

“How many Barhorsts does it take to scan?”

Three, Tony. It clearly takes three.

Brian “Barney” Barhorst’s daughters Carly (left) and Danielle (right) have been helping us this summer on our quest to make Choice One paperless by scanning plans and documents. If you’ll recall, our good friend Camille began a few summers back before heading to the University of Dayton to become a chemical engineer. (How dare she not want to be a CIVIL engineer, right?!)

Indeed, our employees’ kids seem to enjoy Choice One as much as their moms and dads. For instance:

  • Wes Goubeaux’s daughter Callie has mentioned that she “loves that Daddy gets to wear green every day!”
  • Jeff Kunk’s family mows, trims, and cares for the landscaping at the Sidney office (to Barney’s standards, which, mind you, is no small feat).
  • Just this past Father’s Day, Tony’s son Wade gave his dad a custom Choice One cycling jersey. That’s Tony’s son-in-law Nick on the right in the linked photo, stuck riding and tent camping with Tony for a whole week on the Great Ohio Bicycle Adventure. Poor guy.

Even though Carly and Danielle recently commented, “Great, even our birthday cake is Choice One colors…” we like to think our families don’t mind admiring (or at least accepting) a closet full of green, cutting the grass just so, or spending a week pedaling with us. And maybe, just maybe, Kunk’s kids will pony up for him and buy the doughnuts their dad owes us.

Kurt Barhorst, President, Air Handling Equipment:
“Watching all the Choice One employees exit that conference room brings up childhood memories of 20 circus clowns coming out of one car!”

CLOWNS?! How could anyone compare us to clowns?!

Ok, so when the Loveland and Portland staff visit the Sidney office for companywide meetings, our conference room admittedly gets a little… full. But as long as everyone showers regularly, it’s not really a problem. Nevertheless, when we all spill out of the doorway after the meeting concludes (and rush for the bathroom), it isn’t hard to make the same association Kurt does.

We’d like to think that Kurt’s clown car comparison is based on the fact that we sometimes squeeze many highly intelligent geniuses into a relatively small space. However, we’re a realistic bunch, and we are well aware that, given his comfortable relationship with us, Kurt might be implying that we’re similar to a certain variety of slapstick jesters. (Indeed, we’ve recently been known to throw impromptu dance parties in our conference rooms.)

We don’t mind spending a little “together time” by cramming into our clown car, conference room, etc., once in a while (especially if there’s free lunch involved). And if you ignore our big feet, we’re pretty normal people. We’ll just assume Kurt was complementing our willingness to pack the place with smiling faces and not pointing out our inordinate love of pie, unique fashion sense, and occasional clumsiness.