“Matt, in the mullet of Choice One, you’re the business in the front and I’m the party in the back.” -Kaye Borchers …and apparently, the “Mullet of Choice One” is an unnatural shade of coppery polyester. If you haven’t caught on yet, we like to enjoy ourselves here...
“Write that down, Kaye. Puthoff called me both “skinny” and “smart” in the same week.” - Wes Goubeaux Geez, the compliments are flying around here. Since Jeff Puthoff told Wes he was skinny and smart, might as well throw in that he had a lot of hair. In 1994. Truth...
Well, we do probably fit the roles of sheep or donkeys more than wise men or angels...
"Geez, if Ross wants to stop working here, he doesn’t need to eat suicide wings. He could just quit.” - Brittany Clinehens Ross, Eric, and Jeff North were out in Indiana surveying for a new project a few weeks back. The crew stopped for dinner at The...
“Tony, you should call Angela and tell her you can finally talk, but only for two minutes because that's all that quarter is going to buy." -Brittany Clinehens If you tried to call Choice One a few Mondays back, you wouldn’t have gotten through. Our phone company,...
"You know it's bad when Jeff Kunk is making fun of you." - Megan Bornhorst We're not sure if Megan's proclamation is a compliment to Jeff Kunk or not. Is he too polite to make fun of anyone? Or is he so awkward that anyone he's making...
"What doesn't the 'L' stand for? Loser?" - Wes Goubeaux Loser, Wes? “L” stands for Loveland! Duh. Every year on Choice One’s “birthday,” October 24, Brian Barhorst makes little “1” cookies to celebrate. In fact, this upcoming October 24, will be Choice One’s 18th birthday. Bring on the...
"Two heads ARE better than one!" - Megan Bornhorst It’s really best NOT to ask about the story behind this particular photo, its corresponding glasses, and weird Kaye mask that Brittany has donned. Suffice it to say that there was once a terrible cellphone camera photo taken...
"You know, when Nick started here he was a nice, respectable guy. It only took seven years to corrupt him to be like us." - Jeff Puthoff We all have our share of bad days full of mishaps. But engineer Nick Sanders has bad days and makes...
Jeff Puthoff: "Why is only one of your toenails purple?" Kaye: "It's a shout-out* to Choice One." Jeff: "You're weird." This, coming from the guy who wears a Choice One Engineering shirt to Christmas mass...