“Wait… Not so fast. Not so fast! NOT SO FAST! I can only type so fast!” - Tony Schroeder Imagine Tony taking dictation from Brian Barhorst. Yes, let that scene sink in. For those of you who don't know them, Tony is a slow typist, and Brian is...
“Caray left her lights on. It took two cars to jump her. Again.” - Brittany Clinehens and Kaye Borchers There are three lessons in today's Choice Mindset: Caray needs a vehicle with automatic lights. If Brian Barhorst's car is unable to jump-start Caray's van nine months ago...
“Matt, I thought we were a family here at Choice One. Why did I have to find out you and your wife are having a baby through Facebook?!” - Greg Albers Choice One has a pretty “uncommon” family atmosphere. And it’s pretty obvious from the photo that...
“Well, if I have to listen to ‘Lady’ again, might as well crank it up.” - Nick Sanders A little backstory here: Nick Sanders is NOT a fan of the 1980 Kenny Rogers hit “Lady.” At all. So, naturally, it gets played at top volume in our...
“No cavities again. Because I’m a rock star.” - Tony Schroeder Or a cowboy. We’re not sure. Maybe he’s preparing to be a Cowboy Rock Star for this weekend’s Country Concert in Fort Loramie, just up the road from the If Tony WAS a Cowboy Rock Star, perhaps...
Brittany: “I checked your file and did not find the signed form.” Nick Selhorst: “Um, I may have had the signed one laying on my desk that I spilled coffee on everywhere, now that I’m thinking about it. How can I make this better?” Brittany: “Well, maybe...
“With the new copier/scanner, Camille will be able to get 2015 archived before WE even get there.” - Brian Barhorst Camille, our seasonal gal, has quite a stack of work ahead of her this summer. Literally. With a new copier/scanner (advanced enough to be a time machine…...
"Hey! Those all belong to me. They all have my name on them." Tyler Thobe If you can’t tell from the photo, Tyler is surrounded by the Ty Brand Beanie Babies we used for the recent Choice One Charity Cup. Each one has a little tag on...
“There is rarely an event at Choice One that doesn’t correspond to an event in an episode of Seinfeld." -Kaye Borchers Whether you’ve seen or you like Seinfeld or not, we feel that the premise that “it’s a show about nothing” is not quite accurate. To us...
Recent text message conversation between Tony and Brittany (YES! Tony knows how to text!): We’re still collecting donations to help send Tony away on another long bicycle ride (thanks to all of you who have already made private donations—we won’t reveal your identity to Tony). However,...