“Can you send more nutritious snacks down for Bosses’ Day next time? Because I just sat down in my chair and my button popped off my pants. Good thing Matt had a safety pin.” - Brian Schmidt Sometimes dessert is just too hard to pass up. For...
"Did you just quote Naughty By Nature?" - Jeff Puthoff Being that they are an early 1990s rap group, and being that Jeff Puthoff isn't much of a hip-hop kind of guy, you might be surprised to find out that Jeff knows who Naughty By Nature is....
“Megan doesn’t care about fashion, she cares about function.” - Jeff Puthoff Yes, those are plastic shopping bags on Megan’s feet. And yes, she put those on her feet voluntarily (to keep her feet dry in the rain). And yes, she crossed a public street to reach...
Tony: "A 'blip'? Are you sure it's not a 'blimp'? You know, like the Goodyear Blimp." Kaye: "It's definitely not a 'blimp.' What if it was the Hindenburg and came crashing down?" Tony: "Well, that's why you want to watch out if it's a blimp!" The context of...
"Kaye, get back here, we've got a Mindset for you." - Various Dear family and friends, Happy holidays! As the year ends, we just wanted to send a letter telling you all how things have been going in the Choice One household this year. We've certainly been busy,...
“Matt, in the mullet of Choice One, you’re the business in the front and I’m the party in the back.” -Kaye Borchers …and apparently, the “Mullet of Choice One” is an unnatural shade of coppery polyester. If you haven’t caught on yet, we like to enjoy ourselves here...
“Write that down, Kaye. Puthoff called me both “skinny” and “smart” in the same week.” - Wes Goubeaux Geez, the compliments are flying around here. Since Jeff Puthoff told Wes he was skinny and smart, might as well throw in that he had a lot of hair. In 1994. Truth...
Well, we do probably fit the roles of sheep or donkeys more than wise men or angels...
"Geez, if Ross wants to stop working here, he doesn’t need to eat suicide wings. He could just quit.” - Brittany Clinehens Ross, Eric, and Jeff North were out in Indiana surveying for a new project a few weeks back. The crew stopped for dinner at The...
“Tony, you should call Angela and tell her you can finally talk, but only for two minutes because that's all that quarter is going to buy." -Brittany Clinehens If you tried to call Choice One a few Mondays back, you wouldn’t have gotten through. Our phone company,...