Wes Wolters: “Schmidty had a case of the Mondays and needed some caffeine.” Hmmm, looks like it wasn’t a case of the Mondays that Schmidty had, but rather a case of the Mt. Dews*. Understandable—some days you just need a boost. And, apparently, some days you need...
Brittany Clinehens: “We have two VERY happy, NEW Professional Engineers! They obviously did better on the exam than on this high five.” Earlier this summer, Choice One’s Tyler Thobe and Luke Hemmelgarn passed their P.E. exams and became full-fledged, stamp-carrying, plan-signing Professional Engineers. While they obviously rocked...
Jeff Puthoff “Do they really need to play their video games on the 80” TV?” What kind of video game is Craig Eley hogging our 80” display for? Frogger? SimCity? Nope, it’s Synchro, the software our traffic engineers use to analyze, optimize, and simulate traffic. If we were...
Kyle Siegrist: “I think Choice One needs a nice red, white, and blue shirt (with a little bit of green in there somewhere of course)!” When asked what they enjoy most about the Independence Day, Choice Oners had a few answers you might expect. Most of us...
Matt Hoying: “He even doodles roundabouts.” The “he” in question is transportation engineer Dane Sommer, and, yep, while learning about Traffic Control Measures, he doodled roundabouts. Like, for fun. And let’s be realistic—if Dane is doodling roundabouts, he probably dreams about them, too. The sign of a...
Matt Hoying: “I don’t know what the big deal is. Choice One brought MLS to the Cincinnati area way before FC Cincinnati did.” When Major League Soccer recently announced that a it was accepting FC Cincinnati as a new MLS expansion team, we were pretty confused as...
Jeff Stewart, Bellbrook-Sugarcreek Park District: “The Queen most certainly owes Choice One royalties.” [caption id="attachment_18203" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Photo copyright: PA Images[/caption] If you got up early last Saturday to watch the Royal Wedding coverage at 4:30am (which is still probably later than Jeff Puthoff got up), you may...
In honor of Choice One's Kristi Moorman heading to Africa on a 10-week mission trip, Inquiring Mindsets want to know: "Would you rather have an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?" Caray Schmiesing, Controller “Elephant trunk—an easy extra grabber.” (Another tool to keep your kids from doing something silly,...
Brian Schmidt: “I wonder if the three words ‘Choice One Engineering’ are as meaningful?” Let’s see, at first glance, the one direct correlation we can pinpoint between chocolate chunk cookies and Choice One Engineering is that we’re both full of sugar. When engineer Brian Schmidt saw these three...
Jason Brown, Ryan Homes: “I’m concerned. It looks like Michael is literally one step away from being ‘trashed.’” Our friend Jason Brown is at it again, picking on defenseless engineers like Michael Seeger. But considering Michael placed his own photo near his trashcan, maybe Jason isn’t picking...