“No cavities again. Because I’m a rock star.” - Tony Schroeder Or a cowboy. We’re not sure. Maybe he’s preparing to be a Cowboy Rock Star for this weekend’s Country Concert in Fort Loramie, just up the road from the If Tony WAS a Cowboy Rock Star, perhaps...
Brittany: “I checked your file and did not find the signed form.” Nick Selhorst: “Um, I may have had the signed one laying on my desk that I spilled coffee on everywhere, now that I’m thinking about it. How can I make this better?” Brittany: “Well, maybe...
“With the new copier/scanner, Camille will be able to get 2015 archived before WE even get there.” - Brian Barhorst Camille, our seasonal gal, has quite a stack of work ahead of her this summer. Literally. With a new copier/scanner (advanced enough to be a time machine…...
"Hey! Those all belong to me. They all have my name on them." Tyler Thobe If you can’t tell from the photo, Tyler is surrounded by the Ty Brand Beanie Babies we used for the recent Choice One Charity Cup. Each one has a little tag on...
“There is rarely an event at Choice One that doesn’t correspond to an event in an episode of Seinfeld." -Kaye Borchers Whether you’ve seen or you like Seinfeld or not, we feel that the premise that “it’s a show about nothing” is not quite accurate. To us...
Recent text message conversation between Tony and Brittany (YES! Tony knows how to text!): We’re still collecting donations to help send Tony away on another long bicycle ride (thanks to all of you who have already made private donations—we won’t reveal your identity to Tony). However,...
Greg: "You have a random bag of Doritos in your car right now?" Megan: "There’s no such thing as a random bag of Doritos." We take our snacks seriously here, if you haven’t noticed. But as our resident Eagle Scout Brian Barhorst can tell us, the point...
“Casey, I would consider sitting in a different area. At least until we know this thing will stay up there.” - Jeff Puthoff This is one of those “how many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb” jokes just waiting to happen. Allen Bertke...
“Tony, thanks for the new briefcase. I just found a half- eaten piece of toast in my current one.” - Caray Schmiesing Some might call it strange, but we call it practical: our controller Caray often works from home, and she transports her most precious possessions (calculator,...
"Spelling Dan's last name is like spelling 'Mississippi:' P-RR-E-RR-I-RR-A." - Kaye Borchers So someone may have accidentally slipped an extra 'R' into Dan Perreira's name on some shirts we had made. We won't mention any names, but it starts with an "M" and ends with a "egan." Hopefully...