05 Apr Playing Hooky
Brian Goubeaux: “Jeff, if MSA is the official architect of the Cincinnati Reds and they take Opening Day off, can we be the official civil engineers of the Cincinnati Reds and get Opening Day off too?”
Jeff Puthoff: “Goub, baseball is boring. If you want Opening Day off, just take a frickin’ vacation day.”
Some of us baseball fans admire our friends at MSA Architects for taking Opening Day off like a holiday. Granted, their offices are in downtown Cincinnati, and logistically, getting to and from work and getting anything done when the office overlooks the stadium would be pretty difficult in the first place, but we think it makes a pretty good business statement too.
Opening Day at Choice One brings a big bag of peanuts in the shell, lots of talk and dreams of pennant races, and the radio getting switched to 700 WLW near game time. Some in the company, however, (ahem, Jeff Puthoff) think baseball is “boring,” and, similarly, think taking the day off of work for a baseball game is ridiculous.
Of course, when you look at Choice One’s history, we’ve come up with plenty of “better” reasons to take days off. For instance:
- Giving yourself a concussion falling down during a sand volleyball game.
- Taking one of your children to the emergency room for the fifteenth sports-related injury.
- Getting your car stuck in your driveway on a snowy day. Or not being able to get up a steep, hilly road on a snowy day.
- Injuring your foot tripping over the fuel pump line at a gas station.
- Taking your kids to Kalahari Waterpark for the fifth weekend in a row. Or to Disney for the third year in a row.
- Getting an early start to Oktoberfest, Russia Homecoming, Pioneer Days, Country Concert, etc.
So cheers, MSA, for taking off Opening Day. Perhaps Choice One can consider becoming the official civil engineers of Urgent Care, Versailles Poultry Days or Honda Snow Blowers for a few extra days off.