"You know it's bad when Jeff Kunk is making fun of you." - Megan Bornhorst We're not sure if Megan's proclamation is a compliment to Jeff Kunk or not. Is he too polite to make fun of anyone? Or is he so awkward that anyone he's making...
"What doesn't the 'L' stand for? Loser?" - Wes Goubeaux Loser, Wes? “L” stands for Loveland! Duh. Every year on Choice One’s “birthday,” October 24, Brian Barhorst makes little “1” cookies to celebrate. In fact, this upcoming October 24, will be Choice One’s 18th birthday. Bring on the...
"Two heads ARE better than one!" - Megan Bornhorst It’s really best NOT to ask about the story behind this particular photo, its corresponding glasses, and weird Kaye mask that Brittany has donned. Suffice it to say that there was once a terrible cellphone camera photo taken...
"You know, when Nick started here he was a nice, respectable guy. It only took seven years to corrupt him to be like us." - Jeff Puthoff We all have our share of bad days full of mishaps. But engineer Nick Sanders has bad days and makes...
Jeff Puthoff: "Why is only one of your toenails purple?" Kaye: "It's a shout-out* to Choice One." Jeff: "You're weird." This, coming from the guy who wears a Choice One Engineering shirt to Christmas mass...
I don’t buy it--using simple math. 18 acres of pizza = 112,907,520 square inches of pizza. I think Choice One could easily do 1/80000 of that themselves (five and a half 18” pizzas), which is approximately 1,411 square inches of pizza. At 12:31pm on October 13th [2011],...
"Maybe 'spelling' should be one of our Core Values." - Tony Schroeder During a recent company meeting, Tony was trying to spell one of our Core Values, timeliness. Instead, he first wrote "timilness," and then, feeling as though it looked wrong, he added another "i" to...
"I love it when a plan comes together...
"Just to let you know, I made the Afternoon Coffee." -Nick Selhorst Not too long ago we hired engineer Nick Selhorst (better known around here as "Not Nick Sanders," because, yes, with three Jeffs, three Brians, and two Ryans, we now have two Nicks). Nick, a North...
"This would be a really great time for the Nap Room." - Andy Shuman We here at Choice One have all literally dreamt of having a special room at our office just for napping. We could furnish it with a comfy couch, maybe an easy chair,...