“Joey Votto will not be worth that much money.” - Tony Schroeder Tony has a knack for making extreme claims about immaterial subjects that are entirely against public consensus, are unfounded on substantial facts or common sense, and typically end up being entirely wrong. Whether or not...
"Tyler, can you change your name to 'Newton' for the summer? That way we can have 'Olivia Newton-John' all working next to each other in one office." - Andy Shuman Calling Tyler "Newton" wouldn't be much of a stretch (and not just because he's a self-proclaimed genius)....
“Sometimes you walk into the craziest conversations here. You just look ahead and keep walking.” - Nick Sanders Between Megan recently being nine months pregnant* and not afraid to share (Wes has a habit of accidentally wandering into these conversations), Brian Schmidt cursing at his computer (and...
“So Kaye, how do we enter answering all of these phones calls on our timesheet?” - Megan Bornhorst Much to the delight of her coworkers, Kaye embarrassed herself by mistakenly emailing a $250 sponsorship invoice to 660 members and contacts of the I-70/75 Development Association, which she...
“Choice One has probably considered a subsurface exploration study. But the bookstore on the south side of 571 between First and Second Streets is supposed to be haunted. So Choice One should add a Line Item for Ghostbusters. Lump Sum.” -Vic Roberts R.B. Jergens Contractors, Vandalia We’ve never...
Brittany: "I hate praying mantis." Mitch: "Is it 'praying' mantis or 'prang' mantis?" Brittany: "I think it is 'praying' mantis because it looks like they are praying." Mitch: "Oh. Probably. I just always say it really fast so people don't know what I am saying." Yeah, Mitch, you might...
“I think I’m going to put a reminder on my phone that says ‘Go to work,’ and just hit ‘Dismiss’ when it pops up.” - Greg Albers For some reason, Brian Schmidt ends up in the doghouse almost every week, as he tends to have a hard...
Brian Goubeaux: “Jeff, if MSA is the official architect of the Cincinnati Reds and they take Opening Day off, can we be the official civil engineers of the Cincinnati Reds and get Opening Day off too?” Jeff Puthoff: “Goub, baseball is boring. If you want Opening...
Greg Albers: “Why is everyone on a diet? Francis, are you on a diet?” Ryan Francis: “This Francis ain’t on no diet.” Based on recent temperatures and random overnight snowfalls, Spring has yet to reach the area. Subsequently, Ryan Francis is obviously unconcerned about swimsuit season. Worry can...
"We are on a strict diet of corn husks only." - Dane Nagel, Village of Versailles ...