09 Jun Window Pain
Tyler Thobe:
“Oh my gosh! There’s a window in Matt’s office?”
He’s been walking past the president’s office for five years, but it took until this week for engineer Tyler Thobe to notice the window Matt is awkwardly peering in above. Thankfully, Tyler is attentive when it comes to storm water design, not to mention when breakfast cereal is in his immediate vicinity.
To prove to Tyler that the window has always existed, we present the following evidence.
- Flat Tony posed in front of the window while Real Tony was out riding a bike for “vacation.”
- The Ghost of Choice One is aware of that window, and we’re pretty sure she can’t even see through her sheet.
- Nick “Goldilocks” Sanders has enjoyed a just right bowl of porridge in front of that window.
We could bore Tyler with more photographic proof of the window, but at this point, we’ll spare him a little embarrassment. Plus, we’ll cut him a break: in truth, the blinds are always closed to keep pesky, unwanted people like Matt from staring in.