01 Dec UnCIVILized Engineer
Nick Selhorst: “You don’t keep your green shirts together? What kind of barbarian are you?”
It’s certainly no secret that those of us working at Choice One have an extensive collection of green in our closets (or our cars…). But when engineer Luke Hemmelgarn mentioned his Choice One green was not hanging all together in his closet, the collective gasp from the surrounding Choice Oners barely left Nick Selhorst the air to pose his earnest question.
It’s hard to imagine Choice One folks wearing anything other than green, but, yes, we do have non-Choice One clothing in our closets. Shocking, we know—thinking of Choice Oners in other colors would be like seeing Santa Claus in blue or The Grinch (a.k.a Jeff Puthoff) colored red. But once in a while we do step out of our green and therefore become invisible, kind of like when Superman turns back into Clark Kent.
Perhaps Luke wants to add a bit of excitement to his daily method of selecting a Choice One shirt (although we think the off chance of accidentally not wearing green is pretty risky). Don’t let the rest of us closet conformers stop you from spreading your Choice One green amongst your wardrobe, Luke—we’re really all in favor of spreading the green (and therefore the fun) in every situation!