16 May Paid Vacation
Recent text message conversation between Tony and Brittany (YES! Tony knows how to text!):
We’re still collecting donations to help send Tony away on another long bicycle ride (thanks to all of you who have already made private donations—we won’t reveal your identity to Tony). However, we’re one step closer, as Tony ordered a new bike and it arrived recently while he was out of the office.
- If we could send Brian Barhorst away, we could abuse The Canteen. (Oh wait, we already do that…)
- If we could send Wes Goubeaux away, we would NOT have to hear about the Chicago Cubs every single day.
- If we would send Michael Seeger, Ryan Lefeld, and Eric Kuck away, we could stop having to endlessly discuss all the frilly details of their upcoming weddings. Really guys, you should stop stressing so much over flower arrangements, how to drape the tulle on the head table, and deciding which cufflinks the groomsmen should wear.
While all that does sound tempting, we’re probably best when we’re together—we have and can accomplish pretty great things as a team. You know, like eating more pizza than the average American and “helping” each other out when it’s time to do the dirty work.