Choice Mindsets

Choice Mindsets

Bruce Metz (Jackson Center Village Administrator):
“Do you know what I’m pointing to?”

 

No, Bruce is not pointing to his warm, friendly heart or his stylish (albeit green-less) shirt. He is pointing to his Jeff-Puthoff-style pen placement, because he knows how much Jeff Puthoff misses his precious pocket.

While many of us at Choice One often keep a snazzy, blue-ink-only Choice One pen in our pockets, a few of us carry (or in some cases don’t carry…) more distinctive items:

  • Dane Sommer keeps two pennies from the year he was born in his pocket for good luck.
  • Brian Barhorst has old 50/50 tickets. He says he never wins, but we know better—he just doesn’t want to buy us all lunch.
  • Andy Shuman keeps pepperoni and cheese in his pocket. His Hot Pocket, that is.
  • Kaye Borchers doesn’t keep spare change, although she clearly should. Dane, do you have a couple of cents (or sense?) she could borrow

 

Bruce, thanks for so kindly sympathizing with Jeff on the lack of personal storage space. Pocket or not, however, let’s make sure that pen you carry is one of those snazzy, blue-ink-only types. We’ll have Jeff drop one off if he remembers to tuck an extra in his… padfolio.

P.S. If you haven’t submitted your team for the Sidney Charity Cup, sign up before the March 1 deadline!

Kyle Siegrist:
“To be clear… I can grow a mustache, it is just very blonde and thin.”

 

Do you feel the need? The need for …a thin blonde mustache?

If that statement makes no sense to you, it’s probably because you haven’t seen the 2018 Sidney Choice One Charity Cup Invite. If you can’t tell from the invitation, this year’s theme is all the US Navy F-14s, volleyball on the beach, mirrored aviator fun from the 1986 movie Top Gun you can handle. Designer Kyle Siegrist is our resident “Goose” on the invite. Just without the mustache part…

Kyle, maybe your lack of a Goose-style mustache is due to the fact that you weren’t yet born in the height of the Top Gun era. But it’s ok, you were born in a MUCH better year: 1994. You know, the year Choice One Engineering was founded. Good things clearly come from the year 1994, so we know that despite his lack of facial hair in the upper lip-ular area, Kyle is still one of “the best of the best,” like the pilots from Top Gun.

So if you’re not busy on March 28, and don’t mind getting the song “Danger Zone” stuck in your head, come out to the Sidney Charity Cup. We can’t promise our version of Goose will have a mustache, but we’re pretty sure we can promise good food, good competition, a good cause, and a lot of Top Fun!

 

Matt: “The City asked us about doing a water model for them.”
Jake: “I do modeling. Just not water modeling–that’s up to Brian Schmidt.”

 

Well, Jake, this photo proves you very wrong: we wouldn’t say you “do modeling” either. The stare is all wrong, your lips are too tight together, and what is with the shine on the top of your head?Regardless, your version of water modeling is not the kind of water modeling Brian might do for our clients.
Don’t’ feel bad Jake, we all did some “modeling” for the About Us section of Choice One’s new website, and can’t say we did much better. You can check out all of the green-clad models on our new Meet Our People page (be sure to hover over each photo to learn a little something about each of us). We engineers often don’t like being photographed, so please be very impressed that we all stood in front of the camera, held still (for at least 30 seconds!), and willingly smiled (some more willingly than others). It’s not that we don’t like to smile, it’s just that glaring lens and flashing light in our faces makes us… anxious. Indeed, our group photo on the homepage is indicative of our crew’s usual approach to having our photos taken.
Jake, we appreciate your modeling efforts–thanks for sharing your “talent” with the world. Maybe try Deja Blue brand water next time to bring out your blue eyes? Jake’s “modeling” aside, if you have a minute, check out the new and improved www.choiceoneengineering.com and find out just what other kinds of modeling Choice One can provide.

Various:
“I don’t know the guy who’s playing Cousin Eddie, but he’s dead on.”

 

Put engineer Nick Selhorst in a bathrobe, and we have a Christmas sensation!

After sending out our 2017 Christmas card (you can check out the full version here), we’ve received many delightful comments regarding Nick’s (frighteningly) accurate portrayal of Cousin Eddie from the 1989 holiday movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

For those who are familiar with the movie, you might notice that Choice One has a lot in common with Cousin Eddie. We deal with sewers on a daily basis. Several of us own some version of an RV. Many of us are a little clumsy. And we all do our best to have a positive attitude even when we’re stuck with the Jelly of the Month Club.

Indeed, I think we’re ok having something in common with Eddie (especially Nick!). In the end we don’t mind being the goofy cousin who enriches your holiday season with our willingness to be a little… unique. So in the spirit of Clark W. Griswold, “Merry Christmas to all and to aaalllll a good night!”

Michael Seeger:
“Soooo…. which photo has the faces swapped and which is the original?”

 

Ever dreamed of being an engineer at Choice One? (Wait, that’s not on your bucket list?) Well, our friend Josh Turton, with Redi-Rock, clearly feels that even just looking like a Choice One engineer is a worthy venture. We’re not sure how long ago he started growing his beard, but as you can see, Josh (in purple), has nearly achieved twindom with Choice One’s Mike Goettemoeller. Josh has honed his looks so closely to Mike G.’s that when we digitally swapped their faces during the Loveland Charity Cup event, Michael Seeger couldn’t tell which was the face-swapped photo. (We’re kind of wondering if Josh and Mike G. can even tell…)

Josh, we appreciate your dedication to looking like a Choice Oner. Here are a few extra tips to help you out:

  • Get super nerdy. Calculator holster and pocket protector not optional (if someone hasn’t already gotten rid of pockets, of course).
  • Get crazy clumsy—spill coffeefall down, etc.
  • Get ridiculously excited about culverts, sewer systems, dirt moving, and all things traffic engineering. (See also “Get super nerdy.”)
  • Wear green (duh).

If you want to see more of Mike G. and Josh hanging around, looking similar, then check out all of the fist-pumping, high-fiving action in the Loveland Charity Cup video(Josh gives high-fives all around at about 52 seconds). And if gents out there want to start growing a beard to make these nearly identical twins a set of triplets, you had better start now: the Sidney Charity Cup event will be held March 28, 2018!

P.S. In case you were wondering, the photo on the right is the photo with Mike’s and Josh’s faces swapped.

Mike Goettemoeller:
“Thanksgiving is a compilation of my favorite hobbies: playing cards, eating food, drinking beer, taking naps, and watching football.”

 

Gobble gobble! Choice One’s offices are closed today, but it’s not due just to a Thanksgiving-induced food coma. We heard there was a Black Friday deal on traffic counters, so we’re all in line trying to keep some of our noisiest (i.e. traffic) engineers here happy.

Still, we didn’t want to miss this opportunity to thank you for a few things:

  • Thanks for telling us you like the color green, even if you don’t mean it.
  • Thanks for humoring the aforementioned traffic engineers (including Mike G.) when they drone on and on about signal warrants, opening design years, roundabouts, etc., etc.
  • Thanks for reading these Mindsets. We appreciate that you’re willing to participate in our bi-weekly attempts to embarrass ourselves.
All joking aside, it’s a great time of year to say thanks. From the bottom of our [green] hearts, thanks for allowing us to be a part of your municipality, business, and community. It seems obvious to say that Choice One wouldn’t existing without our fantastic clients and friends, but it’s true, and for that we are grateful. Thank you for providing us with opportunities every day to experience engineering and surveying full of enjoyment, friendship, and laughter. (And if you ask, we’ll watch football and drink beer with you, too!)