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Blue Steel

Matt: “The City asked us about doing a water model for them.”
Jake: “I do modeling. Just not water modeling–that’s up to Brian Schmidt.”

 

Well, Jake, this photo proves you very wrong: we wouldn’t say you “do modeling” either. The stare is all wrong, your lips are too tight together, and what is with the shine on the top of your head?Regardless, your version of water modeling is not the kind of water modeling Brian might do for our clients.
Don’t’ feel bad Jake, we all did some “modeling” for the About Us section of Choice One’s new website, and can’t say we did much better. You can check out all of the green-clad models on our new Meet Our People page (be sure to hover over each photo to learn a little something about each of us). We engineers often don’t like being photographed, so please be very impressed that we all stood in front of the camera, held still (for at least 30 seconds!), and willingly smiled (some more willingly than others). It’s not that we don’t like to smile, it’s just that glaring lens and flashing light in our faces makes us… anxious. Indeed, our group photo on the homepage is indicative of our crew’s usual approach to having our photos taken.
Jake, we appreciate your modeling efforts–thanks for sharing your “talent” with the world. Maybe try Deja Blue brand water next time to bring out your blue eyes? Jake’s “modeling” aside, if you have a minute, check out the new and improved www.choiceoneengineering.com and find out just what other kinds of modeling Choice One can provide.