May 2013

“So Kaye, how do we enter answering all of these phones calls on our timesheet?” - Megan Bornhorst Much to the delight of her coworkers, Kaye embarrassed herself by mistakenly emailing a $250 sponsorship invoice to 660 members and contacts of the I-70/75 Development Association, which she...

“Choice One has probably considered a subsurface exploration study. But the bookstore on the south side of 571 between First and Second Streets is supposed to be haunted. So Choice One should add a Line Item for Ghostbusters. Lump Sum.” -Vic Roberts R.B. Jergens Contractors, Vandalia We’ve never...

Brittany: "I hate praying mantis." Mitch: "Is it 'praying' mantis or 'prang' mantis?" Brittany: "I think it is 'praying' mantis because it looks like they are praying." Mitch: "Oh. Probably. I just always say it really fast so people don't know what I am saying." Yeah, Mitch, you might...